Friday, April 3, 2009

Iowa Officially More Progressive than California

Expected gay migration from San Francisco to Des Moines:

The Iowa Supreme Court this morning unanimously upheld gays’ right to marry.

“The Iowa statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman violates the equal protection clause of the Iowa Constitution,” the justices said in a summary of their decision.

The court rules that gay marriage would be legal in three weeks, starting April 24.
In other news, stocks in tasteless "cornhole" jokes are skyrocketing; expected fashion resurgence for flannel and bib overalls; and new gaydar technology being tweaked for urban migrants to differentiate lesbians from farmers' wives.

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